Your AI knows too much.

An AI roast of what ChatGPT or Claude remembers about you.

On You’ve planned a Japan trip for two years.
You've never been to Japan, but you've spent so long planning your trip that you could give Tokyo locals directions.

How it works

  1. Ask your AI about youOpens ChatGPT or Claude with our prompt in it.
  2. Paste it hereIts answer, or screenshots of anything about you.
  3. Get roasted, as a cardOne thing about you at a time. Nothing is posted unless you share it.

First roast free. No account. Uses your ChatGPT or Claude app.

What you get

Your parents spent years building your self‑esteem. I'm offering to undo it in 30 seconds.
You spent years learning how to write software. Now you tell AI what to build and spend the saved time arguing with it.

Questions

What does it cost?

A roast is one thing about you, up to three jokes. Your first roast is free, no account. Sign in for 2 more free.

Does it need memory on?

It's funnier with it. Without memory your assistant only knows this chat. Any text about you works too.

Which assistants?

ChatGPT and Claude open with our prompt in them. With any other, copy the prompt there and paste its answer here.

Is what I paste kept?

The things about you, word for word, so you can come back for more. They're deleted 30 days after your last roast, or now with Delete my roasts. An AI provider writes the jokes, and jokes you've seen stay until you delete them. The card is made on your device.